Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
WHAT NO STOP TOO MUCH TALENT
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
- me at the zoo: where are the dragons
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
I need a toasted cheese sandwich more than it needs me
(seductively lays on a table) hey bab—
I’m sO SORRY
- directed by Tom Hiddleston
-written by Benedict Cumberbatch
i can just see it now
- Movie theater worker: OH GOD THE PEOPLE WITH THE ROBES AND WANDS ARE BACK